Monday, 21 June 2010
The Fair-Ground Fish Theory
1) The fish are trained to revive themselves and to swim to a rendezvous point where they can be collected again.
2) Someone from the fair waits in the sewer and collects the fish immediately after flushing, ready to be revived later.
Either way they survive. They are then bagged up again and won by more hapless victims. This charade must be exposed! People are being conned into winning the same fish over and over again! Occasionally there is an anomalous fish which enjoys life in a tank and does not fake its death, but the majority do so and are forcing us to spend hard earned cash on the same old fish repeatedly. I haven't even mentioned the mental anguish experienced by a child flushing his or her favourite fishy.
Join me in exposing this fish façade!